Kitchen Utensil Experiment, part 76

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Archimedes,
was a man
who submerged
a can, a hollow can
with no ends
on either end
they were invisible
Like a road
and a boat with a tree in it
was there also
but he wasn't
it displaced ocean
all five hundred gallons
of fuel injected cavalry

What then?[edit]

What of that? Behold, a calculator to your immediate vicinity. Push buttons until the following message is received:

ERR:SYHNTAXED
YOU IDIOT YOU DONT }OPUSH THAT BUTTONS

AN ARTIC<LE MADE ENTIERLEY OF BACKSPACE[edit]

WOUILD the top of the screen not be there, be a blank hole, with it would inject the ceiling. Regularly shaped objects and regularly shaped objects are the same if you crush them into powder. all powder is the same. smashed.

AN no long[edit]

Two wires, different colors, one providing everything, the other is cold and blows air onto the other one which is the one that is on a table which i s one color on the floor on a flor. common come on..

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Data session T, Volume A: Fork[edit]

It spins and is chasing itself, or its neighbor, but never gets any closer because its neighbor is also chasing the other neighbor. None of them ever chase the FENCE

that a paper airplane goes through in the opening credits

of some movie

that he once saw

and watched

with an ant in it

named bill.

Texas Union Bath.

Constant Trial Weather.

Results[edit]

Veins: 6, warm.

Chickens: 7

Density: Lukewarm, existing

Pulsation: Indifferent

Number of Gluons within packaging: anywhere between 5 and 5.

Point A to point B[edit]

This isn’t a straight line

but it seems awfully fast to me

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Conclusion[edit]

Never chose conclusion when beginning will suffice

oh, Aladdin’s lamp is in the ceiling

can’t rub it with no arms


or wrestlers

to jump

amnd sjoot t

or bit i't'sd eaer.

WHY would anyone place flowers in a dog?

The constant, steady sound is regular in its obviousness. No word. Well, it is a word, but it's too long to document here.

LAST[edit]

LAST LAST ALAAAAARST ITS LAST AND NAD FINAL Y I SAID THIS TWO THIGNS A GO OR WAS IT THREE ANYWAY ITS LIKE WHEN THERES A MANNEQUINW ITH A MELON ON ITS HEAD AND RED AND WPURPLE AND BLUE AND OOZE AND SLIME AND THEN IT WAS THERE AND HOW AND WHO AND WHY WOULD WHY WOULD IS THAT A FLOWE R BUT ITS IN A BOTTLE ON THE WINDOWSILL WITH THE SHELLS AND THE COFFEEPOT DRINK COFFEE OUT OF IT STAAAY AWWEEAAAAAAAAAAA