Kitchen Utensil Experiment, part 76
- Archimedes,
- was a man
- who submerged
- a can, a hollow can
- with no ends
- on either end
- they were invisible
- Like a road
- and a boat with a tree in it
- was there also
- but he wasn't
- it displaced ocean
- all five hundred gallons
- of fuel injected cavalry
What then?[edit | edit source]
What of that? Behold, a calculator to your immediate vicinity. Push buttons until the following message is received:
- ERR:SYHNTAXED
- YOU IDIOT YOU DONT }OPUSH THAT BUTTONS
AN ARTIC<LE MADE ENTIERLEY OF BACKSPACE[edit | edit source]
WOUILD the top of the screen not be there, be a blank hole, with it would inject the ceiling. Regularly shaped objects and regularly shaped objects are the same if you crush them into powder. all powder is the same. smashed.
AN no long[edit | edit source]
Two wires, different colors, one providing everything, the other is cold and blows air onto the other one which is the one that is on a table which i s one color on the floor on a flor. common come on..
Data session T, Volume A: Fork[edit | edit source]
It spins and is chasing itself, or its neighbor, but never gets any closer because its neighbor is also chasing the other neighbor. None of them ever chase the FENCE
that a paper airplane goes through in the opening credits
of some movie
that he once saw
and watched
with an ant in it
named bill.
Texas Union Bath.
Constant Trial Weather.
Results[edit | edit source]
Veins: 6, warm.
Chickens: 7
Density: Lukewarm, existing
Pulsation: Indifferent
Number of Gluons within packaging: anywhere between 5 and 5.
Point A to point B[edit | edit source]
This isn’t a straight line
but it seems awfully fast to me
Conclusion[edit | edit source]
Never chose conclusion when beginning will suffice
oh, Aladdin’s lamp is in the ceiling
can’t rub it with no arms
or wrestlers
to jump
amnd sjoot t
or bit i't'sd eaer.
WHY would anyone place flowers in a dog?
The constant, steady sound is regular in its obviousness. No word. Well, it is a word, but it's too long to document here.
LAST[edit | edit source]
LAST LAST ALAAAAARST ITS LAST AND NAD FINAL Y I SAID THIS TWO THIGNS A GO OR WAS IT THREE ANYWAY ITS LIKE WHEN THERES A MANNEQUINW ITH A MELON ON ITS HEAD AND RED AND WPURPLE AND BLUE AND OOZE AND SLIME AND THEN IT WAS THERE AND HOW AND WHO AND WHY WOULD WHY WOULD IS THAT A FLOWE R BUT ITS IN A BOTTLE ON THE WINDOWSILL WITH THE SHELLS AND THE COFFEEPOT DRINK COFFEE OUT OF IT STAAAY AWWEEAAAAAAAAAAA