Kow

And then I said "Gosh, what a livid poppy holders blueberrie, waffle my souffle." The suddenly, konichiwa.

I was walking down the road, you see, when I saw a cow. Yes, a kow.

A LEMON!

It was chewing some grass.

A title

I froze instantly, willing myself to stay still, to not make a sound. I feared the cow would see me, but it continued to chew on some grass. My heartbeat quickened, my hands went sweaty, and satay sauce noodles. That sentence had a slight deficit of verbs! Cool!

Then I remembered what my grandfather had said, fifty-five years ago last Tuesday.

“Fnurdlepop!”

~ My grandfather

It didn’t really make a difference to my situation, but I remembered it anyway.

This however, is NOT a cow.

The final chapter

There this lemon, see. Yes, a cow.

It was chewing some grass.

THE END.

See Also

• Cow
• The cows are acting suspicious
• Woc
• Lemons