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“Sacrée Vache!”



What is a cow?[edit | edit source]

Cows are now used as models on milk cartons, posing in front of the Windows XP desktop to make stuff look good. They are occasionally seen on petrol cans as well, to increase consumer acceptance. Anyway, what is a cow? Those sleek glass cylinders are the producers of milk. The cans of velveeta are the makers of cheese. Bathtubs of butter are, well, where butter is from. Why do we need cows?


Ya, rly!

The lack of luster involved with crediting this article's debts means the bailiffs are now stuck in a shopping trolley on the A3.

Much later[edit | edit source]

Due to unpaid charity fees most of this article has been seized by the Uberpolice who are now wagering their loot on who will win the interschools police tiddlywinks championship. This will probably result in the only sober grue walking off with my article. Filling in for the article is something I threw together (I threw a couple of objects until they merged creating a secondary colour). .. Uh yeah, here goes:

(Insert article here)

After that amazing display of unlack of luster here is some of the old article I bought back with Gandalf's soul.

               /|       '\ Oho preddy (drools)

See also if you dare - but don't conform to pier pressure just because of me[edit | edit source]

Of course being declared trash the bit of the article I salvaged is about as worth as much a certain bit of dirt on my shoe. (Not the other pieces of dirt because they are covertly hidden priceless goblin wrought 10nth generation pieces of Uberdirt).

How now brown cow?...[edit | edit source]