Large Hadron Collider
The Large Hadron Collider is very large and it probably collides hadrons[I am not kidding]. But what are hadrons? I have no idea. Ask the quiet kid in the class.
Creation[edit | edit source]
Well, this one physicist wanted to create a large metal structure that looks like a bean because funny. And, well, he also made some 250 pages of proof that it isn't just a little funny, so he made something to happen inside the bean, and nobody knew what it was doing, except that they were using some enchanting table language to describe what's happening inside. Also, the physicist was pretty smart and said that no human can put any part of their body and soul inside of this magnificent machine. So, there is no way to figure out what does the bean do. All the Chicago tourists think taking a bunch of pictures of it might help, but they haven't made any progress either.
Usage[edit | edit source]
It was sitting there, taking a lot of space and doing absolutely nothing. Apparently, there was a serious problem with the makina[Of course not!]. It was fixed some time later, and now it could do nothing even better! What a great thing. Glory to the large metal bean.
ISO[edit | edit source]
The primary use of this device was finally discovered when ISO smashed this alienating device with his epic hammer and made antimatter. Wonderful, right?