Laura the Dragon girl

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Late one nigh there was a extremely loud bang. It caught the attention of a man called John, who went to investigate and found a young woman standing outside his front door. John was immediately turned on, as the woman seemed to emit a raw sexual power he had never felt before. She wore all black, her red hair flowing about her in the nights breeze. She was holding a long, curved sward. But John was enchanted by her and failed to notice her strange but sexy appearance.

• "Can I help you?" John said, trying to keep his voice from going high pitched and awkward. The woman was slow to respond, regarding him for a moment. Finally she answered.
• "I need a man", she said, a "strong man." Oh boy, this is my lucky night, thought John, who’s trousers were already becoming a confined space.
• "Yes, I can help", John said.
• "Good", she replied, and with that great bat-like wings arose from her back and flapped behind her. She grabbed John and suddenly they were shooting up towards the stars. John, however, didn't seemed concerned by this, his only thought at the time being "I'm gonna get laid tonight!" They flew over the mountainous landscape until they touched down at a dark and deserted castle atop a tall and shapeless hill. The woman released John and they held each others gaze for a while.
• "I don’t even know your name", John said.
• "My name? She seemed to have to search for it in her mind. "My name is Laura", she said seductively. She took John's hand and led him over a wooden bridge to the castle's grand doors which opened as they approached. Once inside she led him to a small room with a bed inside.
• "I really want you to do something for me", Laura said suggestively. This is it, thought John, but no sooner had that thought crossed his mind, Laura rose up into the air and the floor below John seemed to give way to nothingness. He fell down into a pit, the floor closing him in from above. He awoke face down. His whole body was flat on the ground.
• "Where am I?" John said, more to himself than anyone else.
• "Another one of Laura's victims I see", a voice said. "Your in the mines below the castle. She makes thousands of us work looking for some great fortune of unimaginable value which is rumored to be located hear."
• "What are you talking about?" replied John, who was starting to regain his senses.
• "Look around you if you don’t believe me." All around John was stone walls rose high up for what seemed like forever. Fires burned in the distance across great chasms of darkness.
• "Welcome to hell", the man said.
• "I guess I'm not gonna get laid then", John concluded.