Forum:(Fear) Arousing Hallowe'en Fables
Dear Illogicopedia, Ahahaha! AAAAAAA-hahahahahaha!!!!! It has come to my attention that it is Hallowe'en or some similar celebration of my existence. Let it be known that, for this week only, I have taken over the entirety of this site. I lay in the heart of every article and the mind of every editor. This may sound horrifying but, the fact is, I could be doing much better things. If my boss liked me, you SO know I'd be somewhere better. Anyway, I duly present to you the scariest stories ever known to man or woman who hath ever written on this... site with only a handful of people. I tell you what, this sucks. I'm SO not going to do extra favours for my boss anymore. Happy Hallowe'en/ Lord Jonesey David, IV (1643-66) PS: Ahahahaa!! AAAAAAA-ahahahahaha!!!!!!!1111!1*coughcoughcoughhaaaackcough*
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THE RESULTS ARE IN!
This is a competition, kinda like the Pickles (seeing as everyone seems to flock to ?pedia when there's one on) to 'FAHF' around writing the best possible illogical Halloween "scary" story. You don't have to enter this competition, but if you don't, I happen to have many contacts with the occult world, who can't hurt you due to being supernatural, and angry people with knives, who can.
The Judges[edit source]
- Mr HALLOWE'EN CLICHÉ (aka. Lord Fohtaed)
- Hells' Balls (aka. Lord Foraw)
- Deathchezzz (aka. Lord Fonikp-mup)
- Anubis, Lord of the (un)Dead (aka. Steve)
Rules[edit source]
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- Your entry must be a minimum of 1,250 words and a maximum of 2,500, in order to allow for exploration (but not too much, 'cos that's illegal)
- Your entry must be of high quality. That means it needs to be well-thought-out, cohesive and in continuous prose. Anything else is up to you!
- There are no rules! Shit, wait.
- Entries open on the 6th of September and close on 22nd of October, so's we's can's get's readie's for's hallowe'en's.
- The winning entry will be featured on the front page for the week of hallowe'en. All runners-up and honourable mentions will also be featured lower down thanks to a special Illogicopedian hallowe'en front page layout.
- Only you may contribute to your entry. Satan help you if you break this rule. Especially if Satan helps you.
- Force our beautiful Unhallowed hallowe'en template onto your article. It's hallowe'en, you can force anything, THAT'S legal. (PS. type {{Unhallowed}} to do so)
- Only one article per user please!
Entries[edit source]
Article name | Author | Comments |
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The Return of the Pumpkin King | T3PO | |
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night... | Mwow513 | |
The Darkness | Dxpenguinman | |
The Monstrous Monster from the Murky Marsh | THE | Runner up |
The Green Ball (Uncensored Version) | Darkgenome | Runner up |
Moobacca and the Curse of Chewbacca | RFK | |
The Mahavishnu Orchestra | TKF | Winner |