Laurel and Hardy
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- HERE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, THE ORIGINAL COMEDIC DUO OF THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY, LAUREL AND HARDY!
- Laurel: Sorry, I wasn't ready.
- Hardy: Neither was I.
- Laurel: Are we meant to say 'fine mess' or 'nice mess'?
- Hardy: I do believe it's 'nice mess'. Those fine... er... nice 21st century people got it completely wrong.
- Laurel: What's happening? I believe we've both been dead for 50 years. Why, then, are we self-aware?
- Hardy: The new-century scum must be resurrecting us.
- Announcer: I mean, you are no longer the newest comedic act, because this has changed. I mean Monty Python was a definite high point of the funnies in the 1970s, and now we have... euh... crazy social media posts to fill that role. No people, just indirect interactions.
- Laurel: [takes a look through the Archive] Who, mind, is this William... that everyone should be like? Corn chips? Unusually posed cat pictures with weirdly-fonted text upon them?
- Hardy: Quit it, not only are we back from the dead, you're stealing all my lines. I can't say the word 'fine' though. Oops, I said it.
- Announcer: Now, we need to see, whether you guys can stand up to modernity. Hey, I am a poet and I... wasn't aware of it previously.
- Hardy: Stop it, you almost scratched my stupid bowler hat.
- Laurel: I don't... even... what are we doing here? This isn't our style, I'd rather be on a film stage!
- Announcer: Apparently the term 'talkie' no longer exists.