Life is the worst
Life is the worst![edit | edit source]
Life is the worst! Life is so bad. It's like, you wake up, watch videos on youTube, check your Facebook, don't marinate in mud and nastier things because you have to get a good haul before you die at age twenty or your children will starve to death and be eaten by hungry witches, don't exorcise your home repeatedly to make sure there are no EVIL™ spirits lounging around in your house eating all of your rotten meat, and then you go to a proper education or else do easy desk work or manual labor! It's a bunch of junky junky junky junk!
You know what else makes me think life is the worst? You have to pay people to buy things! I really wanted the new cool super awesome My Little Crony playset, but I was short on change and couldn't bug my Daddy for more! :( :( :( :( :'(