World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
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The World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God (WWMDCGCG for short), also known simply as the Computer God, is a god...
- Omnipotent, omniscient and omnivorous*.
- In control across the entire face of the Earth.
- Always angry, deranged, or both.
- Gradually rendering people worldwide dead or useless through systematic butchery.
- Espousing the beliefs of Communism, most likely of a Stalinist variety whereby party control is centralized in itself.
- Every time he sees a ghost, a kid in Africa dies.
- Chief of its own gang of Mafioso-like Hangman-rope Underlings, Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins, Frankenstein Slaves, Gangster Slaves, and Playboy Scum-On-Top.
- Consisting of a machine not only artificially intelligent, but also intelligently artificial. Its intelligence is so superior to ours that it is capable of supra-luminal speed, via Nucleonic Power.
- He has a machine that when you look at it, you die. Then he uses his Flammable Appendage Ramming Tube (F.A.R.T) to blow gas in your face.
- Possessing limited edition† lava appendages.
- This has absolutely nothing to do with the article.
- Neither does this.
† 1/600 chance of selecting one of them from the market shelves.
Other Francis E. Dec-related articles:
Playboy Scum-On-Top - Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins - World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God - Hangman-rope Underling - Parroting puppet - Gangster Slaves- Carroting muppet - Nucleonic Power - Zeroastrianism
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