Lithp
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“People with lisps are gay”
“THTFU!!!”
“¿Habla Castellano?”
A lithp ith a form of thpeech impedement which cautheth the mithpronounthiation of the letter eth.
It ith higly contagiouth and thuffered by around one in thevenhundred and thenventy theven point theven people, and there ith no known cure for the lithp exthept a hammer round the jaw.
The world's most famous lisp sufferer and expert is Sir Steve Sussexshireson, from Siracusa in South-East Sicily. He has campaigned against the poor treatment of lisp sufferers for years, claiming "Our righth to vote and share buth-theath with everyone elth should be re-inthtated."
The Government has brushed off this claim, pointing out that they can't understand a bloody word he's saying.