Government

This article is rubbish.   Even the conspiracy theorists think it's bollocks.

Government? What's this? Shhhh...they might be reading this. And we don't dare offend them. Oh, and IRS Steve? You still owe me 5 bucks. Um, nevermind. Probably just another scheme by the government.

Someone, as in a person who read it, has suggested this article be rewritten. Are you man enough to take on the challenge? Well, are ya?