M.C. Shakespeare

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MC Shakespeare had the tightest flow in the history of the English language. His iambic pentameter couldn't be touched by the other MCs, although player-haters think he sampled heavily from Ben Jonson. In fact, were he alive today, I'm convinced he would be a rapper. Well, I guess he could be a playwright, too.

Have another toke, and pass it over to me, and maybe listen to this before continuing:

Shakespeare invented the "yo momma" joke.

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"

Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."

Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."

Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

(from A Midsummer Nights Dream)

“Exit, pursued by a beare, homies.”

~ MC Shakespeare