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“You know what I want on my hot dog? Mustard. MUSTARD!!!

~ James Hetfield

“Obey your MUSTARD MUSTARD!!!”

~ That guy who impersonates James Hetfield


Metallica likes death. Yes.

Metallica is a kick a$$ metal band. They have created several CDs, most of which were pretty good. If you like Megadeth, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Ozzy, Slayer, or any other metal band you will become one of their groupies.

Aren't as good as the Glenn Miller band though! And a one, and a two and a...

Come on, invisible band, you're supposed to be backing me up here!

Oh, fine then. I'm gonna go back to the dump.