Mind

Mind is a rare object not commonly found on the internet. Possession of a mind, +2 or higher, can fetch any normal Internet user up to 5000 pesos/Zimbabwean dollars.

Mind's large value has led to the coinage or several phrases related to it, including:

• "Pay no mind"- a phrase used when one sees or experiences something not worth a mind. Often used as a reference to bad sex.
• "Mind you"- When used as a battle cry in a deadly Mind Battle, in which two people hurl their minds at each other.
• Mind that ass- To tap. But make sure you wrap it before you tap it. This has been a PSA by the Illogicopedia Health and Safety Council.