Mindfuck

"I'm mindfucking the shit out of you right now" - Get Him to the Greek

Mindfucking is the art of manipulating the thoughts and emotions of a human being. It originated in Ancient China, where the harvest masters, tired of using the leash, would resort to subtler measures to control their workers. A worker who was slacking would recieve a horrible and vicious barrage of insults, sometimes followed by the master severing one of their fingers. Though it made the work more difficult, they were forced to continue. The workers would toil until they dropped dead on the job, and no rest was given, even when the old and frail cried out for it, knowing their bones would soon crumble. In this way, the masters ensured their crop yield was above par even in the poorest of harvests - but 500,000 people died as a result. Many were young children, stripped of a childhood and identity, and made to work unbearable hours, made to watch their parents tortured to work harder, made to see their grandparents fall to the ground with their final breath. There was no escape, because anyone who ran away would be blinded and starved to death. The tradition continued for 900 years, tortures becoming more and more extreme and workers being steadily degraded. Many were never given a name.

If you feel any sympathy for the workers right now, you've been mindfucked.

Goldman Sachs made deals in the early years of the 21st century that made bets of farmland. As a result, food prices shot up around the world and 35 million of the poor died of starvation - all so a few American bankers could have better cars and a 5th mansion. They have never been put to trial, because our society is not strong enough.

Feeling angry? You've been mindfucked again.

Go forth, my children, and master the art of mindfucking. Those who do will reap the benefits, and find themselves gaining power and prestige in the world. And money - and women. School can't teach you this sort of trick.

In actual fact, mindfucking is a dire habit and is too obvious to provide any rewards for the mindfucker - and once again, you've been mindfucked.