Moar

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MOAR.

MOAR?

U WANTZ MOAR!

U JOKIN. U MUST NOT REELY NOT MOOAR!

SRYSLY?


Now, now then. I'm sure if your parents would sue you/tell you off/rape you if they saw you using that type of grammar! Mind you, I bet your parents are unemployed fat alcoholic slobs who's idea of a great night out is watching Britain's Got Talent with the window open. You thick little numbskull-scumbag rotten crap. Yeah, I mean you. No, I'm not talking to myself.

Sensible-stuffs now please my little ruffians!


Excuse me, would you like MOAR?

Would you want to try some MOAR?

Are you joking? I would be terribly surprised if you considered having any MOAR?

Are you being serious?

The bit where it says random stuff and then a bit of repetitive crap.[edit]

MOAR? MOAR! MOAR!?! YEZZ MOAR!!!!

PLZ SIR, MAI I HAZ SUM MOAR?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR! NEEDZ MOAR NEEDZ MOAR NOW!1!!!1!

MOAR MAN NEEDS MOAR! MOAR IZZ GOOOOD. GOOOOOOOOOD IZZZ MOAR!

Stop it! What did I tell you, you ignorant buffoons!

MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOARMOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR

  Aha. If you've reached here, you've bothered actually not to quit after seeing this blatant repitition! Or maybe you have sharp eyes and have noticed something while scrolling down the page. Or maybe you are just weird. For this, you get nothing. Now use up your 'nothing' on this complimentary poll below. Hurry up! People might think you're with us or something! Sheesh! Oh, by the way, this cabal never existed [1]  
Would seriously consider having MOAR?
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That is MOAR than enough MOARZ. MOARZ IS PLURALZ OR MOAR.

MOAR, and itzz usezzz[edit]

MOAR represents everything the world was made for. Whenn god asked 'WUT?' the Inhabitants of Universe repliezd 'ORLY? MOAR JEZUZ MOAR!'. MOAR is where you will go to heaven if you need MOAR from your afterlife. MOAR defeated BENSON. MOAR crushed the city of Hull under allMOARty powa. MOAR is what More has become. Accept this, otherwise you will be owned beyond beMOARlief.

MOAR in popular culture.[edit]

MOAR, as already discussed, is in important in all aspects of life. MOAR is in your house, your car, your bedroom, under the bed,in the bed. MOAR is so powerful it will burn through your bedroom, destroying your bed. Shakepeare made a play called NO MOAR ADO PLEEZ!. It was a hit. ABBA made a song called gimme gimme MOAR money - T'was also a hit.

The bitter truth about MOAR[edit]

Warning: This paragraph may leave you confused, in a coma or possibly suffocating on the confusion which has led to your lungs going crazy.

MOAR now is in fact less than more. It's a sad but real fact, that since the beginning of the great MOAR recession its value has been slowly diminishing to being less of more the it is. The increasing use by b-tards who spend their lives on internet messageboards is dragging its great heritage into decline. It is becoming a saying used as an excuse for more porn/strange anime pictures. We should remember its meaning as a word that tells you exactly what you want and what you hope to achieve. That is its true meaning. Thankyouverymuch.

MOAR demonstrated by MOARality (A.K.A 4chan):

MOAR? Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:15 No.530169955781
Moar?
Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:16 No.530169955475
Bump 4 moar
Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:16 No.530169958525
Moar
Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:17 No.530169962377
Moar
Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:17 No.530169964528
Moar
MUDKIPZ90001/15/38(Sat)26:18 No.530169966731
Tits or GTFO
Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:18 No.530169969337
Moar
Golly, I seem to have a username!1/15/38(Sat)26:18 No.530169969337
Excuse me, does there seem to be any well-constructed conversations taking place here?

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