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Woodles are those chickens ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARRR I'VE BEEN SAILING ON ALL 7 SEAS SO I WILL FIRE ALL THE OTTERS!
HA! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? HUH? SHUT UP!

“You're the worst boss ever!”

~ an otter.

Yeah? Well shut up! Just for that I'll fire everyone else too!

Ignore the pirate[edit | edit source]

He is a madman. now here's a recipe that you're sure to love! burnt cookies. simply take a dozen cookies and light them on fire. FIIRRREEEE!!!!! OW! TOO HOT! *Smash table with a clue-by-4*

And presto! Burnt smashed cookies! Mmmmm... cookies...

Now to make revolting nasty cookies! make the cookies from scratch with flowers, lemons, and tea leaves!

“GET ON WITH IT!”