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Woodles are those chickens ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ARRR I'VE BEEN SAILING ON ALL 7 SEAS SO I WILL FIRE ALL THE OTTERS!
- HA! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? HUH? SHUT UP!
“You're the worst boss ever!”
Yeah? Well shut up! Just for that I'll fire everyone else too!
Ignore the pirate[edit | edit source]
He is a madman. now here's a recipe that you're sure to love! burnt cookies. simply take a dozen cookies and light them on fire. FIIRRREEEE!!!!! OW! TOO HOT! *Smash table with a clue-by-4*
And presto! Burnt smashed cookies! Mmmmm... cookies...
Now to make revolting nasty cookies! make the cookies from scratch with flowers, lemons, and tea leaves!
“GET ON WITH IT!”