Shuttup, often mispeeeled shut up, is a brand new operating system from Illogisoft!
Marvel as a computerised penguin tells you what time of day it is! Gasp in awe of the Osterreich instant messaging service! Die from the noxious fumes as your computer struggles to cope with the sheer RAMage required!
And that's just it - it's the most powerful operating system around, more smelly than Microsoft and suckier than the Macintosh!
Coffee cup holder free with every purchase.
Hey guys, it's spelled "SHHHHHEEEEEEYYYUTTTTUUUUUUPP!" HEY GUYS, IF YOU'RE MEXICAN YOU SAY "EVER HEARD OF CHATA? AS IN CHATA F*CK UP?"
Gaze in wonderment at the fact I wrote a sentence without an exclamation mark!