Moobs
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An abbreviation of the words "Man" and "Boobs".
Moobs are caused by obesity and a high body mass index within men. The excess bodily fat is stored away within the breast area upon the chest.
Moobs are typically hairy, and sweaty, and in most situations requiring any physical effort will slap together humorously. Some are adamant that, if grown from a sufficiently young age, moobs may produce milk. There are few known situations of milkable moobs.