Moon Poodles

“Oh crap. My balloon just popped. Damned Moon Poodles.”

~ Man on pudding

Look, a puddle. Er, I mean poodle. Damn. I forgot what I was talking about already. I must be pretty stupid.

Moon Poodles you moron.

Oh, yes! I remember now! I was talking about Moon Poodles. Do you know what Moon Poodles are?

Yes, you retard.

Hey, I wasn't talking to you. Why do't you go leave or something?

How about I kill myself?

Sounds like a deal. Need a gun?

No, I have one.

Good.

Well, actually I'm going to kill you. Not myself.

Wait, no! Please don'! WA--

BLAM.

THE END.