Mop Bomb
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The Mop Bomb is an explosive device disguised as a mop.
Effects of a Mop Bomb[edit | edit source]
When a Mop Bomb is activated, it subdues it's victims in three stages:
Stage I[edit | edit source]
Whoever is touching the mop is immediately incinerated.
Stage II[edit | edit source]
The mop bomb becomes sentient.
Stage III[edit | edit source]
All hair within an eight km radius is turned into mops.
Stage IV[edit | edit source]
Things get moppy, very moppy indeed. It's at this stage someone has to stick a 'Caution: Wet Floor' sign down to prevent potential lawsuits happening its so moppy.
Buh?[edit | edit source]
That's pretty much mop bombs for you. (Not to be confused with the 'mop bomb' - a sexual move involving a broom handle and copious amounts of airborne faeces).