Muffin

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“Ahhh! A talking muffin!”

~ Goat on talking muffins

“Oh, so soft and delicious!”

~ Old person on young men

“π”

~ Nerds on pi

Muffins! Muffins are God's green goodness sent straight from heaven above, and straight to hell where they bake for thirty-five minutes or until they are golden brown. OMG, where did this man come from... in my room... with a mushroom.

Random Men with Mushrooms[edit]

Don't let men you don't know come at you with mushrooms. Mushrooms and Muffins are like Kyrptonyte and Superman. Oh and the man wants you for more that just your money. I suggest you run and scream out "Ohwa Tagu Siam"!