Muffin

“Ahhh! A talking muffin!”

~ Goat on talking muffins

“Oh, so soft and delicious!”

~ Old person on young men

“π”

~ Nerds on pi

Muffins! Muffins are God's green goodness sent straight from heaven above, and straight to hell where they bake for thirty-five minutes or until they are golden brown. OMG, where did this man come from... in my room... with a mushroom.

Random Men with Mushrooms

Don't let men you don't know come at you with mushrooms. Mushrooms and Muffins are like Kyrptonyte and Superman. Oh and the man wants you for more that just your money. I suggest you run and scream out "Ohwa Tagu Siam"!