My Old Man's a Dustman

“No he ain't, he's a 'refuse collector'.”

~ Binman

“Yeah, you mean he refuses to collect rubbish.”

~ Major Lee Pov

My Old Man's a Dustman is a poem by Horge Jamburg.

The poem

My Old Man's a dustman,

He wears a dustman's cat.

He wears Union Jack trousers,

And lives in Paddington's hat.

Public reception

The song was immediately ignored, though I think some guy ripped it off in a song about their father who actually was made of dust.

See also

• Rubbish