My Old Man's a Dustman

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“No he ain't, he's a 'refuse collector'.”

~ Binman

“Yeah, you mean he refuses to collect rubbish.”

My Old Man's a Dustman is a poem by Horge Jamburg.

The poem[edit]

My Old Man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's cat.
He wears Union Jack trousers,
And lives in Paddington's hat.

Public reception[edit]

The song was immediately ignored, though I think some guy ripped it off in a song about their father who actually was made of dust.

See also[edit]