My bit of aluminium foil

I rolled it up into a ball and look! Heh, its amazing what you can do if you put yer mind to it.

My little aluminium ball is my own piece of modern art inspired by the great variety of shapes that er... excuse the pun... "Shape" our modern world. Eh heh eh heh eh hahaha. My precious, my precious.

So I made the ball and just stared at it. It is truly a thing of beauty and for hours I would just sit there staring at my precious little ball of shiny metal. It got too much and I began to have hallucinations of this shiny paradise hidden within the ball until my doctor gave me that injection. Now everything's fine, just absolutely fine, eh hehehaha. My precious, my shiny shiny precious.

I love my ball though, its kind of like a god. Maybe I'll form a cult!

AND THAT CULT, MY FREINDS, WAS CALLED SCIENTOLOGY. THE END.