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A ball is one half of the famous double act that gained popularity by hanging between the legs of men. They are also a spherical object used in sports, mice, rats, Metal Mickey's rectum and your face. And they can also congeal as some lame dance-fest for people over the age of life.

The ball was named in memory of its original discoverer, Ms. Lucille Ball. It would later go on to be popularised by Camilla Parkyer-Balls.

Godism's view of the ball[edit | edit source]

“Balls do not exist!! People do not reproduce, babies fall from the prostate of God!!!”

~ The Popemeister on his view of the Ball

Godistic people deny the existance of balls, saying that humans appeared from God's ass, not from each other's wangs.

This is bullcrap, balls exist according to scientists and normal people alike!!

Papa Smurf's view of the ball[edit | edit source]

Roses are red
My balls are blue
Pussy is sweet
And so are you

Unfortunately, there is only one female Smurf in the entire village... hence the tendency toward blue balls.

Qualities of the Ball[edit | edit source]

The Ball (in the dangly wrinkley sense) plays an important role in reproduction. When prompted to do so, it seduces females by wobbling and becomming even more wrinkled, thus aiding the sparkling stallion's attempts to 'pull'. It can also bounce around and go in goals etc. Roflized.

Facts about balls[edit | edit source]

remember to feast your balls on...[edit | edit source]