My crushes

I have had, umm... lots of crushes!

But nobody had one on me,

I don't know if that's a good thing

or should I jump in the sea.

There was this cute blond girl

I liked how did she look,

so I came and cracked the worst joke.

She hit me with a book.

There was this very tall brunette,

Anna was her name.

When I asked her for a date,

I entered the Hall of Shame.

Yes, love gives me middle fingers,

I'm always sitting alone,

Having unrequited crushes

and being in the "friend zone".