My first article

Hello, everybody! DISH ISH MY FIRST ARTICLEH!

Please don't delete me or send me to the trashbin! I am just a measly article.

I have a wife and kids to feed. FIVE OF THEM!!!!!!!!! And I have to make a living being a stupid article with words. ENGLISH WORDS! How.... UGGH

Buttered Toast

How to make Buttered toast

1. Get some toast
2. Get some butter
3. Follow the following equation
4. Toast+butter=Happinéss, IF Butter=Happy cow, then Toast= Buttered cow