My head has become shoe

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SORRYIAMNOTSOGOODTOSPEAKTHEENGLISH.

But my head had become shoe. It is bad situation here now. Shoe cannot talk, so cannot use mouth I only communicate by type things now. Someone to help me please. Help me by convert my head back to normal head! I am not like this shoe as head. It is remind of times in Soviet Union when common form of punish enemy of state is convert head into shoe. I am not like this punishment so help. Help. Help. Help. Help now. Or I kill you in sleep. Damn it!