My rib hurts
Maybe I have been laughing too much, but my rib hurts.
OWEEEEEEEE!!!
Laughter is contagious[edit | edit source]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Oof, owwww! Man, I should seriously stop laughing.
SO don't tell me dumb jokes.
Oh wait, I got one!
Joke one[edit | edit source]
| Why did the chicken cross the road? |
I dunno?
Exactly, I DUNNO!
Huh...i don't get it, that's good or my rib might hur....ohhh, i get it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oof ,ooowowoowowow! Man, don't do that again.
Oh wait, I got another one!
Joke two[edit | edit source]
An Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
SO?
One of them should have ducked!
Huh.... heard it... oh wait, I get it!
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
OOFFFF, OOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW!
Never do that agaiiiin!
Oh, wait I got the best joke ever.
NO NO NO DON'T TELL ME! OWOWWW!
Joke 3[edit | edit source]
Why did the boy sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time...?
NO!
He just felt like it.
HUH...Dude, that was well....stupid.
EXACTLY!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! OWIOOIOIOWOOQOQWWWWW!
(dies)
Oh, what a PITY! .
Meh.
Alternative Ending (Joke 3)[edit | edit source]
Why did the boy sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time...?
NO!
He just felt like it.
HUH...Dude, that was well....stupid.
EXACTLY!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! OWIOOIOIOWOOQOQWWWWW!
(rib pops out)
Wait, what? Did your rib just turn into a woman?
God: My bad
An Alternative Ending to an Alternative Ending (Joke 3)[edit | edit source]
Why did the boy sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time...?
NO!
He just felt like it.
HUH...Dude, that was well....stupid.
EXACTLY!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! OWIOOIOIOWOOQOQWWWWW!
(rib pops out)
Wait, what? Did your rib just turn into a woman?
I dunno, did it?
It sure looks like it did.
Oh, in that case...
DARGHGSHGHAGHGRHSRKWNINUIORWUMOMION (random blah here)
What did you just say?
I dunno, maybe we should pop a liver too?
(liver, intestines, guts, other body parts pop out)
Wait, did they just all turn into women?
DHJKKWNRKWUNIRXUIWBONRCUIONUINR (repeat multiple times to the beat)