Network SouthEast

Network SouthEast are a former Train Operating company and a communist state-owned enterprise in the United Kingdom. It was owned by British Rail, which was a communist state-owned organisation. It was established in 1982 and subsequently disbanded in 1996 following the privatisation of British Rail.

Network SouthEast was run on a shoestring budget and managed by a dedicated team of communists. The management team ran Network SouthEast in accordance with a philosophy based on the writings of Marx and Lenin. As a result of those things, Network SouthEast paid their employees next to nothing. This meant that many people did not want to work for Network SouthEast, which lead to them being short staffed for much of the time.

Those in charge were pigs. The end of the business came swiftly and decisively as the starving employees were observed salivating at the sight of their bosses and were heard muttering about bacon.