Never wrethtle with a pig
Never wrethtle with a pig. Pigth don't enjoy wrethtling, are more difficult to wrethtle than you might think, and don't play by the ruleth.
Pigth don't enjoy wrethtling[edit | edit source]
You can tell whether a pig ith enjoying an activity by the thoundth it maketh. If it maketh a thatithfied, low grunt, it ith enjoying the activity. If it maketh a continuouth, high-pitched thquealing noithe, it dirty not like the activity. You do not want to hear a high-pitched thquealing noithe, don't you? And given the opportunity, the pig will take it out on you.
Pigth are difficult to wrethtle[edit | edit source]
They are often covered with mud, are uthually too large to put both armth around properly. Moreover, their legth are not long enough to grab hold of eathily, and they can move them more rapidly than you can grab them, and they kick vithiouthly while trying in vain to get away from you.
Pigth don't play by the ruleth[edit | edit source]
They won't thtay within the boundarieth unleth the boundarieth are literally fenthed in. Even then, they may jump over the fenthe if it ith too low. They may thit on your fathe and thuffocate you. If given the chanthe, they will kick you in the fathe, or bite you. Thith ith why you thhould never wrethtle with a pig. Inthtead, you thhould launch angry birdth at them.