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Nissan (pronounced: I need a sauna) is the world's leading manufacturer of Batmobiles, mechanical octopi that look way too much like that horrible mythical tentacled monster that's most commonly mistaken as the Krakken, and turduckens. Nissan sells -4,861,947°C worth of dry ice every third eon or so, and makes absolutely no capitalist-ideal-based profit at all.