Batman
“DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN! DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN! DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN! DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NAnananaNAnananaNAnananaNAnanana, BATMAAAAAN!”
“baNAnanabaNAnanana, BANANAMAN!!!!!!”
“If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change. Hooo.”
Batman is mysterious!
He might also be a famous celebrity-type of guy who runs a technology company called Waynetech (no no no, it's run by Morgan Freeman you idiot!) (But for some goddamn reason, he's called Lucius Fox! How the hell can you explain that you douchebag?!) (You think I know how psychological demented Bruce-ahem, BATMAN-is? How would you be if your parents were shot right in front of you?) (I'd be jumping in joy, imbecile!) (Well that wouldn't explain why Bruce-ahem, BATMAN-calls Morgan Freeman "Lucius Fox." Now get the gell outta here!), whose parents were killed by a crimininmininal (yes, that is how you spell crimininmininal) (No, that's not how you spell it you dumbbutt.) (Yes it is!) (It's spelled C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L, YOU UNEDUCATED DEGENERATE!) (MOMMY!), which would explain how he has all his cool toys and why he's a crime fighter. Or, that might be Peter Parker, but that's not what they told us at school.
Psh. Like anyone would believe that.
Batman's brothers[edit | edit source]
Maybe.
Bratman[edit | edit source]
Batman's evil twin brother who is emo. He died in season five, episode six hundred ninety two.
Hatman[edit | edit source]
Hatman eats hats. He also makes them, but with mercury, so as he ate his hats, he imploded.
No one knows why, except for Dave.
Flatman[edit | edit source]
Walking down the motorway, lorry comin' t'other way... Flatman!
Ratman[edit | edit source]
He has da powa to communicate with rats.
Oh my.
Cratman[edit | edit source]
He's half man, half cheese grater.
CatMan[edit | edit source]
No relation to Catman. All you really need to know is that he isn't Batman.
Matman[edit | edit source]
Now this is just getting ridiculous.
Or is it?
DavyJonesman[edit | edit source]
...oh, yes. That makes plenty of sense.
CALYPSOOOOOO!
Calypsoman[edit | edit source]
I seen 'im! 'E was at Aqua Road, sellin' 'is wepens! And I says to me mate, "'ey, isn't that Calypso right thar?" and she says to me, "Calypso's a girl, idiot!"
HarryPotterman[edit | edit source]
He eats Snitches. And wands n Stuff
Superman[edit | edit source]
Oh sorry, wrong article.
Man[edit | edit source]
He's generic.
Botman[edit | edit source]
Beep, boop. Oh wait, that's R2D2. Your bad.
Manbat[edit | edit source]
okey
Known villains[edit | edit source]
Joker[edit | edit source]
Harley Quinn[edit | edit source]
Poison Ivy[edit | edit source]
Catwoman[edit | edit source]
Scarecrow[edit | edit source]
The Penguin[edit | edit source]
Bane[edit | edit source]
Mr. Freeze[edit | edit source]
Condiment Man[edit | edit source]
Wait, what? Condiment Man is a thing? You serious, or you joking? No, he's actually a thing? Oh, wait, you meant Condiment King, didn't you?
Kite Man[edit | edit source]
Okay, stop. There's no way Kite Man is a thing. There's no way. Also, I hate dust.
Egghead[edit | edit source]
Really?! There's no way you're telling the truth! What use could eggs have? I'm calling over Batman to stop thi- OH GOD THE BATSIGNAL IS COVERED IN EGGS I'M SORRY
See also[edit | edit source]
=References!!!!![edit | edit source]
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Batman • Batchap • B. Ateman • Batfish • Manbat • Adam West |
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