Batman

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Batman saves the world once again. To the legocave!
Batman gets hit by a car

“DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN! DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN! DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN! DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

~ Wikipedia on not himself

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“NAnananaNAnananaNAnananaNAnanana, BATMAAAAAN!”

~ Batman on himself

“baNAnanabaNAnanana, BANANAMAN!!!!!!”

~ Bananaman on himself

“If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change. Hooo.”

~ Michael Jackson BATMAN

Batman is mysterious!

He might also be a famous celebrity-type of guy who runs a technology company called Waynetech (no no no, it's run by Morgan Freeman you idiot!) (But for some goddamn reason, he's called Lucius Fox! How the hell can you explain that you douchebag?!) (You think I know how psychological demented Bruce-ahem, BATMAN-is? How would you be if your parents were shot right in front of you?) (I'd be jumping in joy, imbecile!) (Well that wouldn't explain why Bruce-ahem, BATMAN-calls Morgan Freeman "Lucius Fox." Now get the gell outta here!), whose parents were killed by a crimininmininal (yes, that is how you spell crimininmininal) (No, that's not how you spell it you dumbbutt.) (Yes it is!) (It's spelled C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L, YOU UNEDUCATED DEGENERATE!) (MOMMY!), which would explain how he has all his cool toys and why he's a crime fighter. Or, that might be Peter Parker, but that's not what they told us at school.

Psh. Like anyone would believe that.

Batman's brothers[edit]

Maybe.

Bratman[edit]

Batman's evil twin brother who is emo. He died in season five, episode six hundred ninety two.

Hatman[edit]

Hatman eats hats. He also makes them, but with mercury, so as he ate his hats, he imploded.

No one knows why, except for Dave.

Flatman[edit]

Walking down the motorway, lorry comin' t'other way... Flatman!

Ratman[edit]

He has da powa to communicate with rats.

Oh my.

Cratman[edit]

He's half man, half cheese grater.

CatMan[edit]

CatMan is really a cat, man.

No relation to Catman. All you really need to know is that he isn't Batman.

Matman[edit]

Now this is just getting ridiculous.

Or is it?

DavyJonesman[edit]

...oh, yes. That makes plenty of sense.

CALYPSOOOOOO!

Calypsoman[edit]

I seen 'im! 'E was at Aqua Road, sellin' 'is wepens! And I says to me mate, "'ey, isn't that Calypso right thar?" and she says to me, "Calypso's a girl, idiot!"

HarryPotterman[edit]

He eats Snitches. And wands n Stuff

Superman[edit]

Oh sorry, wrong article.

Man[edit]

He's generic.

Botman[edit]

Beep, boop. Oh wait, that's R2D2. Your bad.

Manbat[edit]

okey

Known villains[edit]

Joker[edit]

Harley Quinn[edit]

Poison Ivy[edit]

Catwoman[edit]

Scarecrow[edit]

The Penguin[edit]

Bane[edit]

Mr. Freeze[edit]

Condiment Man[edit]

Wait, what? Condiment Man is a thing? You serious, or you joking? No, he's actually a thing? Oh, wait, you meant Condiment King, didn't you?

Kite Man[edit]

Okay, stop. There's no way Kite Man is a thing. There's no way. Also, I hate dust.

Egghead[edit]

Really?! There's no way you're telling the truth! What use could eggs have? I'm calling over Batman to stop thi- OH GOD THE BATSIGNAL IS COVERED IN EGGS I'M SORRY

See also[edit]

=References!!!!![edit]

Batstuff, by jove!
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