No Cheezits?
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Reincarnation[edit | edit source]
You rush downstairs to start your day with a bowl of crunchy Cheezits.
Realization[edit | edit source]
You realize that you have no more Cheezits left.
Denial[edit | edit source]
You deny that you have no more cheezits and check the basement. No cheezits. You check the tree that you keep your secret cheezits. No cheezits. You check under your 3cIr8*3vL0)d0*. No. Cheezits.
Insanity[edit | edit source]
You have lasted 8 minutes without Cheezits.
You start to lose it. Your brain spins and stretches and bends and breaks.
It glitches and twitches and pops and quakes.
Your brain is unraveling, your heart overdrives, you can't even comprehend.
You suffer and suffer waiting for this torture to end.
A floating table appears, whirling around you closer and closer...