No More Wheat

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No More Wheat.

Bread, pasta, noodles!
NO, NO MORE WHEAT.
Cake, Cupcakes, pastries, pie!
No, No More Wheat.
Tacos, sandwiches, stuffing, pretzels, crackers!
NO, NO MORE WHEAT.
Gravy, soy sauce, burritos, cookies, cereal, fried chicken!
No, No More Wheat!
Tamari? Pickles? Jellybeans?
Ok, those don't have wheat.

Now, no more Soy, low on the sodium, and no more Sweets. Oh, and your food budget is $275 a month.

AUUUUUUGHHHHHHH (runs away screaming)[edit | edit source]