No cheese! Kein Käse! لا الجبن! Sin queso! Pas de fromage! 何のチーズません!No juustu! קיין קעז! Walang keso! δεν τυρί! нет сыра! לא גבינה! पनीर नहीं! 没有奶酪!

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You can eeble cheese. You can sonk cheese. You can even kaizum cheese! There is no denying the versatility of the revered substance, long goodly and meet in the eyes of people.

Today, though... starting right now, let the long-beloved be unceremoniously buried in the vaults of overused ?pedia meems.

To paraphrase Mel Brooks, we don't need no stinkin' cheese! Therefore, the No Cheese! Movement! This document is to document the defenestration of cheese by Illogicopedia.

Is pandaphilia a problem?[edit]

Are there people who are sexually attracted to pandas? Pondering the ponderous, let us turn our whimsy to new untapped sources of illogic.

In the end[edit]

  • No cheese! Kein Käse! لا الجبن! Sin queso! Pas de fromage! 何のチーズません!No juustu! קיין קעז! Walang keso! δεν τυρί! нет сыра! לא גבינה! पनीर नहीं! 没有奶酪!
  • Не сир! Ne sir! No sir!
  • কোন পনির! Nici brânză! Neniu fromaĝo! It's an old dead meme! YAH!!!