No good punk

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Avril Lavigne doesn't want to be your girlfriend.

She's all like "hay hay you you dont be my girlfriend!" in that song she made. What a no good punk.

Why Avril Lavigne is a no good punk[edit]

When she was young she would steal cookies and mom would crack her on the head with a rolling pin or frying pan. Her mother would later remark to her sewing colleagues that she was a "no good punk" or "annoying whore" and that she "should have kept her in a jar on the mantel."

Avril Lavigne is the very definition of a no good punk[edit]

She, like, skates on skateboards and smokes the cigarettes. Also, power corks.