Nuclear barbecues

Why hasn't anyone invented a nuclear barbecue yet? Seriously, the benefits are nearly endless:

1. Nuclear process produce vasts amounts of energy.
2. It would cook your food in mere milliseconds!
3. You would show those silly nuclear scientists how to put nuclear fusion to use, finally.
4. Profit!

Endless, I say! Endless!

There is no doubt in my mind that someone tried to make a makeshift nuclear barbecue by trying to cook their meat from the blast of a nuclear bomb. With that inspiration, all we have to do is refine the process a little bit, tweak the uranium dosage, and add a little seasoning! Who's with me?

silence

:(

See also

• BBQ
• Nuclear bomb