Oh noes!! I LEFT THE OVEN ON!!!

When I left today, I left the oven on!!

I dunno why I was cooking in the oven, what could I possibly make in the oven for breakfast??

By now my whole house has probably burnt down!!

OH NOES I JUST REMEMBERED!! I LEFT THE FRIDGE OPEN AS WELL!!!!!!!!

AGH I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!

SO EVEN IF MY HOUSE DOESN'T BURN DOWN, ALL MY FOOD WILL GO ROTTEN!!!!!!!!!!!

HUH?? Oh my phone is ringing....

Listen, it's kind of a bad time...

Who is this??

....Dean from down the street?

........What??

YOU WANT TO BORROW MY LAWNMOWER?? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM??? MY GODDAMN HOUSE IS GONNA BURN DOWN, AND MY FOOD WILL GET ROTTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YOUR LAWNMOWING NEEDS!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? FUCK!!!!!!!!!!GO IN MY HOUSE AND CHECK IF I LEFT THE OVEN ON OR NOT!!!!!!!!

.........Dean?? Hello???

....He hung up.

(distant sirens)

...Fuck.