One time I made an article
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I'll never forget it, I never will, really. Really though, seriously.
He was called Timmy. Timmy the article. And he used to say to me, "when you finish writing me, nominate me for VFH". I promised him I would. I spent precious time writing him, developing him with lots of HTML and formatting. I grew to like the style of his formatting. He became my favourite article. Slowly, the other articles began to isolate themselves, deprived of attention as I lavished all my care on Timmy. My other articles decided one day that they would fight back against me for some reason.
My other articles killed Timmy.
Murderers.
“DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE, do you remember that one time I made an article? That was like, crazy awesome.”