Onga Say
What does Onga say?[edit | edit source]
I don' t know, why don't you ask him?
Okay I will[edit | edit source]
What do you say[edit | edit source]
“Bears”
I guess that's what he says.
“Wait. no I meant to say "Kittens live in Pakistan"”
“If she wears that poncho all night long, we are gonna have to tear it down come sunrise”
“Hold on. We are ready when you are. Wait a minute. Just be patient. Okay what are we waiting for. Let's get this over with. STOP. Hold your dang horses. Horses are man's best friend. HAPP HAPP HURRAY”
Onga Says we are not whistles[edit | edit source]
“You are all whistles.”
Nevermind. I stand corrected[edit | edit source]
“Sit Down”
Okay.[edit | edit source]
“Stand up for yourself.”
But I'm already sitting.[edit | edit source]
“LOOK OUT...”
AH! WHAT[edit | edit source]
“...the window; there are a bunch of squirrels running around in the trees. HA Look at them go.”
You dang trickster[edit | edit source]
“Oldest trick in the book! I had you right in my overweight younger sister named Bethany”
Wish she had more grapes than she usually does[edit | edit source]
“Stop being greedy, and appreciate what you already busses bussses busesses. Ride the bus to France and you may be pleasantly surprised at the amound of parking spots there are in the inner city. We tend to keep our cars running and our heads on our dinner plates... if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*”
I dont register such high frequencies. My ears are prosthetics, and my eyes cant hear you well enough to make sense of your numb numb whiskers[edit | edit source]
“Refrain from such foolishness”
Look out, here come's the chorus[edit | edit source]
“Sing it with me!”
No thanks.[edit | edit source]
“Fap Fap Fap Fappers. Slap Slap Slap your thighs. Get sexy kids!”
“OH OH. I let the melons flush again. Looks like it's that time of day.”
Maize.[edit | edit source]
“Without her fact checker, all she had was facts.”
Look who came to give their three cents![edit | edit source]
“Looks like I've been given a run for tums.”
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“Not even remotely”
AH! LOOK HE DID IT[edit | edit source]
“I mean... Peach pits for boys. Peach pits arem't toys.”
“Please to be munching on this meal with me”
That looks like a fine slice of roast toast.[edit | edit source]
“It is! Now spank your bottom red, and dig on in. There's enough for the three of us.”
“Deaf. Frikken. People”
“Couldn't have said it better.... without.... myself.”
“AND SO THE FRIENDS ATE FOOD TIL THEIR TUMMYS WERE FULL OF ROAST TOAST”
THE NED