Open Door
a sideways turnip....
Also the best friend of close door!
Open door is a very magnifique way of lifestyle.
You cannot see the other side of open door but it has cheezburger upside down of your perpendicular vision.
Sometimes an astral cat may converse with you when you get near to open doors.
Like, for instance, "The fish be right back at you!" whenever you take a nap.
So, make way for open doors you are being inconsiderate, my good sir/lady.
Huh!? Is that a door?
How to open door? You lower your arm like a kettle pouring cola, then grab the doorknob square in it's face all over my space with your incomprehensible yet revolutionary
deez hands...also called a tree.
No! What is I doing-uh!? By grabbing doorknob I hurt it's feelings non-literary!
To open door, stay where you are. Then with a gentle voice the 500 cat-girls utter "Belli Dura Despicio!", you have understandably recognized open door
while being a nice hooman.
Pls be a can inside of the sky and zoom over and under the sea above the land and switch into a spatula the next instance you open door.
PLEASE...also swearing does not make god bless you. God blasts you for that by zipping you in a trousers made out of sharks and oranges.
Hmm...the wee little bunny eat chocolates and do they fell off the roof and play by the open door?
No incense only non-combobulated related unread wizard shall pass through this amazing open door with a snorkel and a pizza pie.
Open door does not hate you or me nor welcome the matress slovenly gliding across the river made out of gold.
What could impossibly go wrong? I dare not say, for its for the betterment of kung fu and Sims who watch me typing with a jewel on top of your universe.
Open door...or do the door open? Obviously, open door and take a peek! Then you will scratch a meek and go to sleep in a sea of BURNINGHAM with no pork! But, clean
whimsical helix that wrought upon the ceiling in a most fashionable way, Astral cat friend!
Open door is a nice person, it gives you a cup of beverage which tastes like Pepsi but in actuallity its Coca-cola but it's just ordinary colorless water. Complex and intricate. Such a drink will only make you much sleepier and disregard the small little lawn dog barking for a treat.
Always be mindful of this open door for it shall ungrant you your ability to walk into other portions of this large world or a fraction of your mind.
Take care when not interacting with open door as it may request you to paint a three-legged horse by enticing you with edible underwear and a toy train set.
So, prop a rock, slice a cheese, validate an epitaph then stare to the skies.
Astral Projections of Undeniable Fantastic Taffy Treat[edit | edit source]