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Pastafarians believe not just that God is mortal, but that God is edible. They were colanders on their heads to show their stickyness. I didn't even make this up, and I wish I did.
What, you wanted a longer article? My hands hurt from typing this much. I've made, like, fifty articles in ONE DAY!
See also[edit | edit source]
- Flying Spaghetti Monster
- The evil one, believed to be edible by the opposing side of a religious war