Pastafarian

Pastafarians believe not just that God is mortal, but that God is edible. They were colanders on their heads to show their stickyness. I didn't even make this up, and I wish I did.

What, you wanted a longer article? My hands hurt from typing this much. I've made, like, fifty articles in ONE DAY!

See also

• Pastafarianism
• Flying Spaghetti Monster
• The evil one, believed to be edible by the opposing side of a religious war