Pedant

The pixie for who the bell trolls, pictured here in his full glory with a belly full of mead and ale, barked like a seal and followed the proscriptions of Scientology without actually being a Scientologist, and fought three guys with boars heads in his corral using 7 dimensional wrestling moves designed by archmage Paternoster, whose art is leaven, and all them doughy little loaves rise slowly, casting a yeasty substrate to the miasma that is bakery air, so of course, being of hale and obtuse stock, they foraged until they came upon a blackened roast boar left by the catamites and went upon the verdant nickel-plated going on and on and on...

Pedant is the one pixie in all the world who eats barnacles with her small tongue, not her big one. She once ate a barnacle with her personal Florida, but that went away. Once upon a time, she was the queen of the pixies.

When the queen pixie rattled her sword, the conclave sat down to listen. Personal states aside, she kept her barnacles spare and close in case of confrontation with the