“I'm not falling for that one again.”
Pen Island is a small body of land just off the West Coast. Famous for its high capacity of stationary supplies and reservoirs of ink, this destination will please any geek, nerd, or librarian. The vegetation is predominantly highlighter-based and the wildlife generally consists of Biros, felt tips and Twisty bottoms; the top predator being the elusive ink eraser. Rivers of ink filled with ink cartridge fish flow out of the fresh natural fountain pens that cut their path between the lush white fields of A4.
I hear they're shooting a porno out there.