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Why white people can't be pimps.

“Oh hi, ho!”

~ Pimp on a Ho

“Ho, hey, hey!”

~ Pimp on breaking up a ho-fight

We just a couple of pimps no hoes. Hi hoe hi hoe hi hoe, it's off to work we blow.

“Hoes blow for blow but blow knows hoes ain't got blow to blow.”

~ The "Clever" Pimp on cocaine

“A pimp is only as good as his ho.”

~ Pimp on making a false statement

Fun facts[edit | edit source]

  • Pimping ain’t easy, but it sure is fun.
  • Up on the housetop, click, click, click, down the chimney came old saint pimp.

See Also[edit | edit source]

  • A woman's right to choose