Ping Monster
The Ping Monster was made by an evil hacker using a Machine that goes ping. It would have sent 100,000 pings to the server of Wikia. Out rose the ping monster, composed of millions of 64 byte data pieces. It ravaged the land, and destroyed all websites. Eventually, it fell asleep. It regenerates, like the Penix. It can only be defeated by a +3 Heavy Shield of Fortitious Bandwidth. It's Lag Blast attack will disconnect any character hit by it. Of course, Peter Griffin can kick the holy out of it, so long as he has some Penicillin available. And let's not forget that Testostereich has eye beams. Plus, Silent Penguin is much too busy to die. These three COULD unite against the Ping Monster, but the FnurdleGuard 2020 prevents it. Then there's the fact Testostereich uses a Packintosh, Peter Griffon Windows Pista, and Silent Penguin the legendary Lynn'uxks. Said Ping Monster has control over all things laggy, and is immune to you and one chef.
