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He's polish.
He's polished.

“He who polishes his shoes is not the same as he who's shoes are Polished. It is all in the way you look at it - if you have no face, they will very much appear to be the same. I almost have a smidge of sympathy for faceless people. Almost...”

People[edit | edit source]

Polish people are some freakin' fugly people from Poland. They like sex. That's kinky!

Most of polish people (like the guy on the pic you can see on your left, you muthafucka!) are looking bad. Really bad.

If you see a Polish man on the street, run away. Fast!

Gals[edit | edit source]

Polish gals always have a pair of nice, fine tits. If they don't, read leaflet content carefully or contact your doctor or pharmacist.

Language[edit | edit source]

Język polski tylko na pierwszy rzut oka wygląda na trudny, chociaż w rzeczywistości jest jeszcze trudniejszy. Spójrzmy na dziwaczne i ostro zjebane różnice między polskim i angielskim:

  • Pathetic = Żałosny
  • Patetyczny = Pathos

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