Pregnancy

Have you recently had sex with your boyfriend/husband/pimp/one night stand? Has that time of the month not come? Well, you might be pregnant!

Pregnant?

YES! Pregnant.

Pregnancy is when you've got a baby growing inside of you!

Cool!

Pregnancy is caused by unprotected sex, or a faulty condom!

Wrap it before you tap it!

The only stop for pregnancy is an abortion, but many religions and social circles frown upon it.

The baby won't care!

If you decide to stay pregnant, you'll realize your midsection will start to grow. First, it will be slightly, but soon you'll be huge!

Like a balloon!

That's right kids, like a balloon. You'll have to leave your job for a period of time, raise your child, and even pay for college!

Stay in school!

And if you're in school right now, and you're a pregnant teenager that's even better!

Yeah!

Pregnancy pacts are in many schools where girls decide that they all want to get pregnant!

I wish I could be in one!

One day, little girl, one day. If you get pregnant as a teenager, you will try to hide it from your parents, be awkward all of the time, and be disowned by your family.

Fuck 'em anyway!

That's right. So to all of you ladies and girls out there, get pregnant today!

When can we get pregnant.

Oh-ho... Right now...